Thomas the Troll opens a Rift

I woke up in a bad spot this morning. I must have had a brain fart last night, because I decided to swim straight out past Meridian to this nice beach I spotted across the water. It was inhabited by creatures so wicked that I couldnät even judge exactly how out of my league I was. Scraping myself off the beach with my soul in critical condition and managing to porting back to Meridian on my final breath, I swore to take my vacations in the cold mountains in the future.

And, after some much needed healing and some light artifact hunting, off to the mountains I went. It was full of trolls (just like the Internet) and some chump living in a tent asked me to kill them. Why not? I'm obviously nuts already, why not dedicate my day to thinning the troll population of the Stonefield mountains?

Off on a killing spree I went. Of course, my war on the trolls was interrupted by some Rifts opening. Earth Rifts this time... and out poured... TROLLS!


I don't really get it.

Why would the trolls need Rifts to visit their cousins when they are already hanging out all over these mountains? And where are they coming from? The next mountain? I can really picture it... the troll Teodor stands in his mountain valley and waves to the troll Thomas on the mountain top.
"Hey, get over here!" Teodor yells. "We're having a party down here!"
"Screw you, I don't want to walk all the way down there!" Thomas replies. "Come up, let's have a party here."
"We've got humans down here...!" Teodor yells. "The valley is full of these ascended chumps running about killing rams and mining tin. Come down, mate!"
"Well, all right," answers Thomas, but he still isn't to keen on the idea of walking down the mountainside. He has a bad hip, apparently. Instead he visits the local shaman who opens a Rift straight down into the valley. Other trolls on other mountaintops sees this and tags along.

Seriously, troll-dudes... if you are too lazy to walk down the mountain, no wonder you're getting slaughtered by low-level miners down here!

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